❓ Frequently Asked Questions
You’ve Got Questions. We’ve Got AI-Powered Answers.
Whether you’re wondering what’s in the bottle, where it’s headed, or who’s really running the show (spoiler: still robots), we’ve got you covered.
🌶️ What makes Sean’s Spicy Ranch different?
Everything. Seriously. Our ranch is created entirely by AI—from flavor combinations to product names and even this sentence. But don’t worry—it still tastes like magic made by Grandma (if Grandma had access to neural networks).
🧪 Are your products made with real ingredients?
Yes! While the creativity is AI-powered, the ranch is 100% real. No weird science experiments here—just bold, fresh ingredients blended into spicy perfection.
🚚 How long does shipping take?
Standard shipping takes 3–5 business days once processed. We also offer express options at checkout if you need that heat stat. Orders ship out within 1–2 business days.
📍 Do you ship internationally?
Not yet—but our bots are working on their passports. For now, we ship across the United States only.
❄️ Should I refrigerate my ranch?
Yes! Pop it in the fridge after opening to keep it fresh, flavorful, and fully fabulous.
📦 Can I return or exchange a product?
We don’t accept returns on opened products, but if something arrives damaged or wrong, we’ll make it right. Just reach out within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo.
🤖 Is customer support really AI?
Yep. No long hold music, no passive-aggressive reps—just lightning-fast support with a side of silicon smarts. But be nice—it’s still learning.
🔥 What’s the spiciest flavor?
Habanero Ranch is our reigning champion of heat. It’s not for the faint of tongue. You’ve been warned.
🧠 How do you come up with new flavors?
Our AI uses flavor data, trending ingredients, and a surprising sense of culinary chaos to develop bold new combos. Humans approve it with their mouths. (Tough job, we know.)
💬 Still got questions?
Hit us up through our Contact Page. Our AI is standing by—caffeinated and ready to help.