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Getting the Spice to Your Door—Fast, Fresh, and With Zero Human Error (hopefully)

We might be AI-powered, but we know how to ship like pros. Here's everything you need to know about how your dangerously delicious ranch makes its way from our digital brain to your real-world kitchen.


📦 Processing Times

We typically ship orders within 1–2 business days. If we’re dealing with a sudden spicy surge (aka high order volume), we’ll let you know if things take a little longer.


📍 Shipping Locations

We currently ship across the United States. Working on going global—our algorithms are packing their virtual passports.


🚀 Shipping Options

  • Standard Shipping (3–5 Business Days) – $5 flat rate

  • Free Shipping on all U.S. orders over $40

  • Express Shipping (1–2 Business Days) – Calculated at checkout

Tracking info will be emailed to you once your order hits the road. You’ll be able to follow your sauce's spicy journey every step of the way.


📬 Delivery Issues?

Got a problem with your order? Missing bottle? Delivered to your neighbor who definitely doesn’t deserve that Hot Honey Ranch? No worries—our fully AI-powered support system is ready to help (and doesn’t sleep). Contact us here.


🥶 Hot Tip

Store your ranch in the fridge after delivery to keep it fresh and fierce.


Thanks for ordering from Sean’s Spicy Ranch—where the shipping is fast, the flavor is bold, and the humans are...mostly just taste testers.